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Stormy Cruz

Cockroach Chronicles, Part 2

by Stormy Cruz on March 6, 2011 · 9 comments

Just Right.

by Stormy Cruz on February 12, 2011 · 23 comments

An Open Letter to Those Who Bedazzle Pumpkins

by Stormy Cruz on February 7, 2011 · 6 comments

Hello, loves.

by Stormy Cruz on January 25, 2011 · 11 comments

I have not forsaken you.

by Stormy Cruz on October 31, 2010 · 6 comments

Facebook: Because why burn bras when you can post cryptic status updates about them?

by Stormy Cruz on October 15, 2010 · 8 comments

WoW #29: Bleat

by Stormy Cruz on October 14, 2010 · 4 comments

WoW #28: Remanence

by Stormy Cruz on October 7, 2010 · 0 comments

WoW #27: Omphaloskepsis (Updated)

by Stormy Cruz on September 29, 2010 · 6 comments

Stieg Larsson, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

by Stormy Cruz on September 29, 2010 · 0 comments

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A few of Stormy Cruz's Twitter Gems
- Thank you all for the birthday wishes. <3 2010-08-15
- At work on my birthday. And if I "can't wear a birthday suit b/c birthday or not, that's unacceptable," at least I can wear a bathing suit. 2010-08-15
- No, YOU pick up various objects with your toes to avoid getting out of your chair! Geez. 2010-08-12
- Someday, when I have a pet unicorn, I will name him Otis. 2010-08-12
- "The slimming effect of black fabric is effective only up until a certain point. After which, your only hope is a black hole." --Science 2010-08-12
- If you pronounce it "burgina," you will never ever get any. Ever. 2010-08-12
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